Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez split up

Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez split up

Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez are no longer. She dumped his ass. I guess you could say that Mark had the love of his life wide open down the seam and he overthrew her. From Us Weekly:

After a couple months of dating, Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez have split, a rep for the NFL star confirms to Us Weekly.

“Mark adores and respects Eva,” Sanchez’s rep tells Us. “It really was about scheduling more than anything else. They will remain close friends.”

Read: “I finally realized I was slumming it with a dude who’s never even been to the Pro Bowl.”

“There was no drama,” one source tells Us of the split. “They just have completely different schedules and lifestyles. He likes to go out and have fun. She’s more focused on her career and her philanthropic work.”

Damn it, I thought if there was a couple destined to be together for the long haul, it was Sanchez and Longoria. Well, I guess I can say my matchmaking skills are as good as Mark’s throwing accuracy and Eva’s acting: I wasn’t even close to hitting the target. Maybe there’s a chance to save this thing if either one of these two gets replaced with Tim Tebow. All they need is to have St. Tim inject his infectious faith deep inside them.


October 25, 2012 - 8:00 am