Heidi Montag is not dead
Heidi Montag at the Crazy Horse III in Las Vegas (10/19)
Heidi Montag made a rare appearance on Friday night, hosting the Crazy Horse III Gentlemen’s Club’s 3-Year Anniversary Party in Las Vegas. And, continuing the theme of everything in her life being an utter disappointment, she was clothed the entire time. Yep, she hosted a strip club party and didn’t show off her big ol’ fake titties. There’s some parts of the South where you can get shot for that (Florida, but that was assumed). Heidi, please go away again. If you make another appearance, it better be in a sex tape where you’re getting fucked by a clown or something crazy like that.