Justin Timberlake snubbed his old boy band

Justin Timberlake snubbed *NSYNC

I hope Justin Timberlake’s former *NSYNC bandmates didn’t buy him a wedding present for last week’s affair in Puglia, Italy, because they didn’t get invited. Or at least I hope they bought it from Bed Bath & Beyond. They have an excellent return policy. From the New York Post:

Reports said they flew out close family and friends, including Jimmy Fallon, Andy Samberg and Beverley Mitchell … but missing from the guest list were his former *NSYNC bandmates Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Chris Kirkpatrick and Joey Fatone. A source told us, “The band were not invited and are pretty upset about it. But the wedding guests were mainly close family and friends.”

The boys should know by now that fame is a fickle bitch, and Justin isn’t a big enough star to survive hanging out with the rest of the Backdoor Boys or *NSYNC or whatever they’re called. Actually, he is big enough, he just doesn’t like them very much. The wedding was in Italy for two reasons. First, Mr. Timberlake knows none of then can afford tickets or a hotel suite in Italy these days. Second, there’s no way the has-beens could get the time off because it’s Six Flags Fright Fest season, and somebody has to work the taffy machine.