Because what parent wouldn’t want their daughter to look like a Kardashian?

Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner walking the runway at the Sherri Hill during New York Fashion Week (9/7)

The youngest of the Kardashians, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, aren’t going away anytime soon. In fact, they’re launching their own clothing line. They haven’t announced the name yet, but is there any chance it doesn’t begin with a K? From People:

The sisters’ line will be aimed at tweens and teens and according to WWD, it will debut next spring and include shirts, pants, shorts and accessories.

“We always get asked what we are wearing, so when we got the chance to design our line with Majestic Mills, we were thrilled,” the sisters tell PEOPLE. “We have been really excited by the creative design process from the start because we love fashion, and we can’t wait to share it with our fans!”

Oh my dear sweet Xenu in your rocket ship, please put an end to this madness. I can’t stand the starters, now I have to deal with Team KKK’s benchwarmers? I know it’s a big world, but I think Earth has hit its limit of relentless attention-seeking arena rats and the epically tacky “fashion” that only prostitutes can appreciate. I need to refill the whore tank, but I just don’t need anymore Kardashians to fill it with.


October 19, 2012 - 6:30 am