Khloe Kardashian wants a baby. Lamar Odom does not. Awkward.

Khloe Kardashian out and about in Miami (10/15)

It usually takes two to make a baby. Unless you’re Khloe Kardashian. From Life & Style:

“Khloe is still undergoing fertility treatments,” a friend tells Life & Style, “and she has decided that if she is not pregnant by Christmas, she will start adoption proceedings.”

To make that dream come true, she’s continued visiting the Art Reproductive Center — without Lamar by her side — where she’s received radiation and injectables to help her start producing eggs. “It’s trial and error,” she admits. “You [get] put on hormones and see if they work, and if they don’t, then you move on to the next step.”

However, Lamar has cooled to the idea after all the emotional and physically taxing issues they’ve endured. “Lamar’s over it,” an insider to Life & Style. “He has kids already from a previous relationship, so he’s not dying to have more … There have been big fights and arguments lately.”

Wow, Khloe wants a baby, but Lamar doesn’t want to give it to her? I’m shocked she didn’t just lay eggs in Lamar’s belly and wait for a monster to burst from his chest like Alien. Sure, it’ll kill Lamar, but at least Khloe gets to pass on her genetic code . . . wow, I really wanted to make a reference to the movie Species, but there’s no way I could link Big K to Natasha Henstridge — even in a joking manner. Let me be honest and say that I’ve spilled much seed to pics of Natasha, while Khloe reminds me of Chewbacca, and I’ve only spilled about half as much seed to hi–*hangs head in shame*


October 29, 2012 - 6:30 am