Kim and Kanye want a baby. Oh wonderful.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want a baby

Even though there’s reports that the two are “cooling off,” Kris Jenner told OK! says that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West aren’t just still going strong — they’re picking out baby names. Oh yeah, that kid won’t be a little asshole at all. A source told the mag:

“Kim wants a girl and Kanye does too. They have started picking out secret baby names. They talk about what life will be like when they are 50 with three kids – two girls and a boy. Kanye is willing to wait out the lengthy divorce. Kris won’t give in and sign the divorce papers and is making her life a living hell.”

Kim can’t wait to have children with Kanye because she thinks he will be a fantastic father. The source added to OK! magazine: “Kim has realised what a stabilising force Kanye is in her life. It reassures her about that a stable father he would be to a child.”

Good Lord, don’t these two ever give up? Or should I say doesn’t Kim K ever give up? The arena rat will not be happy until everyone in her life is as universally disliked as the rest of Team KKK. It’s been documented that anything that falls out of a Kardashian mud clam is just a money-making prop that E! will eventually own the rights to anyway. Even if Fatty was to stop taking goo to the face and start taking it in the taco, I doubt that Child Protective Services would allow the porn star to keep it. It’s probably better off being raised by wolves, or O.J. Simpson. Yeah . . . I guess wolves would be the safer choice (her almost-step-father seems to have anger management issues).


October 3, 2012 - 8:00 am