Kanye is showing sexy pictures of Kim to all of his friends

Kanye West is proud of Kim Kardashian’s juggs

Philosophical question: If a man shows you bikini pictures of his girlfriend, but you’ve already seen her naked, do you really care? From the New York Post:

Kanye West has been bragging about his girlfriend’s curves. The rapper was spotted showing off bikini shots of Kim Kardashian backstage at the Samsung Galaxy Note II event at Skylight. “Kanye was showing 2 Chainz pictures of Kim in a bikini,” says a spy. Giants star Victor Cruz, Kid Cudi and French Montana also attended. “Jersey Shore” star Vinny Guadagnino was heard asking where Kim was, says a source, who heard West respond, “Getting that money! Working!”

Well zippity do da, Kanye is showing pics of big Kim’s assets. I know that Kanye is as out of touch as anyone alive, but even he must know that we’ve all seen her fucking Ray J. — like a real pro I might add. Maybe for his next trick Kanye will show something we’ve never seen before, like Kim not bending over whenever a camera is present, or demurely turning down a golden shower from the starting defensive line of the Oakland Raiders. That would be a rare picture, indeed.

October 30, 2012 - 10:30 am