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Kim Kardashian leaving The Webster boutique in Miami Beach (10/2)

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I’ve almost run into a sex tape partner while out with my mom and dad. From the New York Post:

Kim Kardashian narrowly avoided an embarrassing run-in with her sex-tape partner Ray J as she dined out with her family in Miami. The family dined at Prime 112 in Miami Sunday night to mark the nine-year anniversary of Robert Kardashian’s death … and soon a giant press pack had swarmed, quickly followed by Ray J, who shot the infamous 2003 sex tape with Kim which propelled her to fame when it was made public in 2007.

A fellow diner tells us, “Kim and Kris Jenner posed for pictures in front of the restaurant to allow Kourtney and son Mason to sneak out the side entrance unnoticed. And just by a few moments, Kim missed Ray J, who was seen entering the restaurant to meet a large group of friends including boxer Floyd Mayweather.”

Yeah, this could have been an extremely uncomfortable situation had it not been for the fact that nothing is a coincidence with this attention whore. What? Please tell me you didn’t buy that “narrowly avoiding” horseshit. Fatty — or rather, Fatty’s mother — set the whole damn situation up. Everything with this family is faker than the Moon landing and the so-called “female orgasm.” If it’s so real, how come I’ve never seen one? Bunch of liars.

[FameFlynet, WENN]

October 4, 2012 - 6:30 am