Lindsay has a new boyfriend

Lindsay Lohan at The Mr. Pink Ginseng Drink Launch Party at The Regent Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills (10/11)

Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend and he’s already giving [paid] detailed interviews about their relationship. Match made in heaven? Sure, especially if you like male cheerleaders-turned-nurses. From the New York Daily News:

Lindsay Lohan has finally found the man of her dreams — a cheerleader touting himself as “the best influence on her.” Josh Chunn, 25, a former member of the University of Louisiana Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns cheerleader squad, confirmed that he and the troubled “Mean Girls” actress have a love thing going on.

“I’ve been trying to get Lindsay to focus. But how do you get her to focus with all the stuff going on around her? I can barely focus,” Chunn told the Daily News on Saturday. “She’s a strong girl. She’s cleaning up. I just want her to be okay. I want us to be okay.”

Chunn, who grew up in Lafayette, La., said he moved to Los Angeles a year ago after studying nursing at ULL. He swore that drugs and heavy partying are “not my thing.”

“I’m into hikes and fishing and outdoors,” Chunn said. “That’s what I’m always trying to get Lindsay to do. I think I’m the best influence on her,” Chunn said. “The deal is she is surrounded by a bunch of fuckups.”

“I’m the best influence on her” . . . That really is an arrogant statement to make, but it’s not the first time someone has said that about Lindsay. I remember another swingin’ dick who thought he had that much control over Lindsay, only to find out that there’s no taming that wild filly. Samantha Ronson now has three prosthetic fingers on her right hand and her tongue lost the ability to taste tuna because she became a little bit too controlling. That’s what LiLo does to anyone dumb enough to try get in between herself and recreational drugs, Josh. Consider yourself warned.


October 23, 2012 - 8:00 am