Amanda Bynes gets naked

Amanda Bynes gets naked during tanning salon visit

An eyewitness tells In Touch that, during a recent visit, Amanda Bynes walked into the lobby of a tanning salon completely naked. Oh my gosh — she is absolutely nuts . . . doesn’t she know tanning salons can give you skin cancer? From the mag:

Amanda Bynes caused quite a scene during a recent visit to Beach Bum Tanning in NYC. An eyewitness tells In Touch that the troubled starlet shocked customers when she appeared in main salon area — completely naked! After purchasing a Mystic spray-tan session, the 26-year-old was set up in a private room — but it wasn’t long before Amanda strode back out into the main salon area in search of goggles.

Only problem: She wasn’t wearing any clothes! “She walked out of the room completely naked,” the eyewitness tells In Touch. “She didn’t seem to care that everyone saw her naked. She seemed totally out of it. She took her time walking back to the Mystic room, dragging her fingers along the wall and smiling at customers who passed her. There was definitely something wrong with her.”

God, I love Amanda Bynes. Her free fall to Crazytown is gonna leave one hell of a crater; an amazing feat because unlike the phony attention whores, Amanda is legitimately losing it. Remember old ladies Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian? Those “leaked” porn tapes were professionally recorded and edited. Sure, Britney Spears had an epic meltdown, but I noticed that the gurney used to cart her to the rubber room was awfully comfortable — fake. Hell, Lindsay may actually have Evian Spring Water in those water bottles she always seems to be carrying. How does Amanda top them? Like a boss, with full tits and bush in public, comrades. And according to my dad, there’s nothing finer than ex-Nickleodeon gash (I would ask Justin Bieber but how the hell would he know?). Now if anyone at Beach Bums had the common sense and professional courtesy to take pictures of Amanda’s snapper, please forward them to: [email protected] I can’t pay you, but I will send you an autographed 8×10 of my self. And some would say that that’s even better than cash.


November 2, 2012 - 8:00 am