Adam Levine is in love (no kidding)

Behati Prinsloo looks amazing in a bikini

When you’re not only a musician, but look the way Adam Levine looks (I’m often mistaken for him), marriage should be the last thing on your mind. Nevertheless, a source tells the National Enquirer that his parents are pressuring him to put a ring on the latest piece of ass to share his bed, Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo:

“Adam’s mom Patsy and his dad Fred would like nothing better than for him to marry Behati and have some gorgeous-looking kids,” revealed an insider. “They think he would make a great dad so they’ve been nudging him toward the altar. They feel he’s sowed his wild oats and it’s time for him to raise a family.”

With Behati, his folks feel he’s found a real keeper. And he just purchased a spectacular $4.83 million mansion on top of Benedict Canyon in Beverly Hills, where the two could eventually start a family. “Behati could definitely change his mind about marriage,” said the source. “Adam is crazy about her, and so is his family.” (Print Edition 11/12)

I don’t blame Adam for feeling the need to play out his Cliff Huxtable fantasy, but trust me when I tell you that bullshit gets old, quick. Sure, that first year will be great, but what happens when Mrs. Hitmaker shits on Adam over the phone while he’s stuck performing somewhere in Manitoba? Those silly Canadian accents sure start to sound good when it’s 20 degrees below zero and the only thing between you and frostbite on you meatstick is Jennifer the wolverine pelt trader’s mouth.


November 30, 2012 - 9:45 am