Gerard Butler wishes he was still humping Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel in Oahu last year

Meant to post this last week, but fuck it, I was on vacation. Viva Europe! Anyways, for some reason, Gerard Butler was humping Jessica Biel last year and then stopped, and now he’s sorta regretting it. Well no shit, Sherlock. I have it on good authority that she can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue. From Radar:

Butler dated his [Playing for Keeps] co-star Jessica Biel but now regrets the way he treated her and considers Jessica the “one that got away.” Gerard, 42, was scared off by Jessica wanting something more serious when they filmed the romantic comedy, so he bolted – a decision he now regrets.

“Gerard doesn’t have many regrets but not treating Jessica with the respect she deserved while they dated is one of them,” a source close to the 300 star revealed. “He genuinely believes she was the one that got away. Jessica liked Gerard a lot, she was into his boyish nature, but she wanted something more serious. She was ready to settle down. That’s why after getting close on the set of Playing for Keeps back in 2011, their relationship soon fizzled out.”

Butler is happy for the newly married Biel because he knows that Justin Timberlake was – and is – the love of her life, “but he still thinks he missed out. He just wasn’t man enough to admit the feeling she had for her at the time,” the source divulged.

I feel for Gerry, I really do. Jessica Biel really is a top notch piece of talent, but unfortunately, she’s stuck with girly-voice Timberlake for the next couple of years (i.e. giving her the spear is either out of the question or will have to be done discreetly). Honestly? I wouldn’t worry if I were Gerard. Something tells me that after a year or two, Jessica will be back on the market all hot, horny, and in pristine condition — after all, she’s only with Justin. The jury is still out on what side of the plate he bats from. My advice for Gerard? Just plow every single piece of ass that comes across his field of view. That’s the best medicine I can prescribe. Helped me get over the flu last year. Mindy, Veronica, Rachel, Desiree, and Samantha — thanks girls!


November 19, 2012 - 6:30 am