Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow are a match made in heaven (+1 for religious pun in headline)

Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow are a match made in heaven

Turns out Tim Tebow and rumored new girlfriend Camilla Belle are perfect for each other, in the virgin sort of way. And I’m not even talking about Camilla being one of those “technically I’m a virgin because I’ve only taken it up the butt” religious chicks. She’s an honest to goodness unspoiled young woman. From the National Enquirer:

“Both say they’re virgins,” an insider divulged. “They’ve been dating secretly since the summer, but they can’t hide their love any longer.Tim is looking for a woman so he can have a proper engagement and church wedding, and he’s told friends that Camilla fits the bill.”

Plenty of women – including reality star Kim Kardashian – have made a play for Tebow, but pals say Camilla’s the first to capture his heart.

“Tim calls her ‘the woman of his dreams,'” added the insider. “He’s anxious to make Camilla part of his close-knit family.” (Print Edition – 11/19)

ZZZZZzzzzzz . . . Get it? That’s me, sleeping instead of writing about these two snoozers. What can I say about Timmy and Camilla that’ll get anybody worked up over them? They’re so innocent that I can’t even use the words “hooking up,” because there is no hooking going on. There’s something about being virgins past 21 years of age that always makes me think that they’re either gonna save the world, or the relationship will end in a bloody murder-suicide. Lets go for the save the world bit, because I have a nugget riding on the Jets to at least break even this year.


November 27, 2012 - 12:30 pm