Christina Aguilera is a petty little bitch

Christina Aguilera at the launch party for the new Samsung Galaxy Note II in Beverly Hills (10/25)

Christina Aguilera basically hates Lady Gaga because she’s more popular than her. And has a lower body fat percentage. Weird — Christina doesn’t seem like the type to be a petty little bitch like that (yes I’m being sarcastic). An insider told Star:

“Christina is threatened by any successful woman, but Gaga really gets under her skin. Christina’s fragrance line is her baby, and she’s extremely territorial – especially since her album sales have tanked.”

“When Gaga first arrived on the scene, Christina predicted she’d be a one-hit wonder. It drives her crazy that she was so wrong,” says the insider, adding that Xtina may not stop with just words. “Christina can be really low-class and has been saying she wants to kick Gaga’s ass! They could easily end up at the same party, especially with the holidays coming up. Things could really get out of hand.” (Print Edition – 11/12)

It’s true that, professionally speaking, Lady Gaga is stomping a mudhole into Christina and walking it dry. She’s far more successful than Christina ever was and it will probably stay that way for the foreseeable future. But you know what Christina has that Gaga doesn’t? One of those chair elevator thingies that carry you up the stairs so you don’t have to walk up. Hah! Suck on that Gaga!


November 30, 2012 - 7:00 am