Mel Gibson might kill Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston out and about in Boston (10/8)

Jennifer Aniston must have a death wish — she’s trying to convince her friend Ashley Cusato to stop hooking up with Mel Gibson. Uh oh, you know the ol’ saying: “Cockblock Mel Gibson AND DIE, BITCH!” From Star:

From racist rants to violent outbursts, there’s no shortage of reasons to steer clear of Mel Gibson. But Jennifer Aniston’s pal and body double, Ashley Cusato, is getting a stern reminder form her A-list doppelganger.

“Jen respects Mel as an actor, but he’s not the type of guys she’d want her friends to date – he’s a heartbreaker,” stated an insider, adding that Jen was stunned when Ashley broke the news that she’s been dating Mel for the past month. “Ashley insisted that he’ll be different with her, but Jen didn’t buy it.” Reminding her friend that cheating men don’t usually change their ways, Jen also underscored Mel’s temper tantrums. “Jen wants to be supportive, but she fears it won’t be long before Ashley is crying on her shoulder.” (Print Edition – 11/12)

Oh my sweet Xenu on his rocket ship, this is humiliation for Mel. Jennifer Aniston has been so careful over the years not to offer an opinion on any issue whatsoever, and this is the one she chooses to take a stand on? Give me a break. She’ll call out Mel Gibson for having a lapse or two in judgement, but I’ve never heard her come out against the Nazi Party. So does Jennifer Aniston support the Third Reich? Well, there’s no evidence that she DOESN’T support them, is there? Nope, all we know is that she has a problem with Mel. Jen, before you get all hot and bothered over Mel Gibson, can you join the war effort and help us rid the world of Nazis? Time to get those priorities straight.

Oops, sorry about that. I wrote this while watching Saving Private Ryan and my thought process got a little derailed. In summary, Jennifer Aniston needs to stop cockblocking and let nature take its course . . . however violent and screamy it may be.

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November 28, 2012 - 10:30 am