Lara Flynn Boyle is insane

Lara Flynn Boyle is insane

Lara Flynn Boyle’s face isn’t the only thing that’s messed up about her. Her mind is, too. Bitch is basically nuts. A source who observed Lara a recent party (where she had a minder that “cared for her like a child”) told the National Enquirer:

“She’s not eating, and her behavior has become increasingly bizarre. Lara was wearing a bikini, and it made me almost ill to look at her. She was skin and bones. A women who appeared to be a caregiver kept adjusting her clothes, fixing her bra and putting her hair in a ponytail.

“Her husband seemed embarrassed by her behavior and mostly ignored her. Lara was acting so strangely. She got up and stumbled toward the water, mumbling to herself. Then she staggered back and collapsed onto the sand. Wherever she went, the woman companion dutifully followed to make sure she didn’t hurt herself. Lara appeared incredibly frail and unable to take care of herself. Meanwhile, families sitting nearby moved because Lara kept using foul language and was scaring people. She also reeked of alcohol and sweat. I got the impression she hadn’t showered in days.” (Print Edition – 11/12)

OK, I’ll go ahead and put some money down on Lara in the Celebrity Dead Pool, but I’m just not sure if I should take the over/under (December 2012). And for those of you asking — yes, I understand Lara is mimicking Whitney Houston’s last few months, but I’ve been burned by Lindsay Lohan and R. Kelly for too long to now turn around and put all my chips on ol’ Claymation Face to keel over in a heap. Now if I see she’s doing handstands by the pool and ordering turkey sandwiches and crack via room service, then I’ll revisit the subject.


November 28, 2012 - 9:15 am