Lindsay Lohan to lying: ‘I can’t quit you’
Lindsay Lohan can’t stop lying
Amazingly, Lindsay Lohan is still telling people that she wasn’t driving when she slammed into that 18-wheeler in June, and the fact that she’s now being charged with lying to the police just proves that everyone’s out to get her. From TMZ:
Lindsay still claims she wasn’t driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway … Lindsay is saying she’s “terrified” of going back to jail, especially because Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear she would violate her probation if she breaks the law again.
Lindsay says she will throw herself at the mercy of the court … she believes “One car accident could ruin everything for me.”
Finally, she says she’s done a good job following the law since her no contest plea in the jewelry heist case.
Lindsay’s actually right — she has done a really good job following the law since her no contest plea. For example, she’s only been involved in one hit and run. And just a couple of incidents involving the police. And besides the $15,000 in clothing she stole from the Scary Movie 5 set, she’s only been involved in other felony heist. And I think all of us have skipped out on at least one $46,000 hotel bill the past six months. Lindsy Lohan? More like Mother Teresa.