Shia LaBeouf got into a bar fight
Shia LaBeouf leaving a coffee shop in L.A. (9/27)
Shia LaBeouf got into a bar fight in South London over the weekend after some little shithead stole his hat. Well, yeah. You can’t just buy hats anywhere these days. Very valuable. From The Sun:
“No one could believe that a well-known Hollywood star had rocked up at a bar in dingy SE14. Everyone was getting their photos taken with him. The scrap all started when this guy took his [Laos] hat. I think he was just joking, but Shia didn’t like it.
“The guy just took it off him and wouldn’t give it back. He tried to get it back and they ended up tussling. It was handbags really. But it shows that even Hollywood stars can’t avoid grief down this way.”
Wow, could you imagine getting into a bar fight with all 152 pounds of Shia LaBeouf. I wouldn’t know whether to actually beat his ass or just start laughing. I’ve seen kittens more intimidating than him . . . evil fucking kittens. *shudders*