The balls on this chick (not Uma)

Uma Thurman at ELLE’s 19th Annual Women in Hollywood Celebration at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills (10/15)

After what she did to him, I don’t know how Kristen Stewart can be so pissed off at Robert Pattinson for his friendship with Bel Ami costar Uma Thurman, but Star says that’s the case. Hey slut, sluts aren’t allowed to act like that, slut. From the National Enquirer:

A source tattles that Kristen is livid over Rob’s new BFF. “When the cheating scandal broke, Uma supported Rob. They’ve grown incredibly close, and Kristen is super jealous of their connection.”

Rob showed his devotion to Uma on Oct. 15, when the ultra shy actor made a surprise appearance at Elle’s “Women in Hollywood” event to present the 42-year-old beauty with an award. Maybe Kristen should keep an eye on her man: “If Rob weren’t so tied up with Kristen and if Uma were single, he’d go for her in a heartbeat. Uma is Rob’s secret dream woman.” (Print Edition 11/12)

Yeah, Kristen has a big set of stainless steel balls for telling her cuckhold who he can be friends with, but the balls were given to her by pussyboy Pattinson himself. Well, what were you expecting, sympathy? I’m sorry, but I live in the real world. Kristen snapped her fingers and slapped her leg and, like a really good boy, Robert happily ran back to her and got his ear scratched. When lil’ Bobby stops acting like a bitch, I’ll stop describing him as one, but while the show continues, Robert should be a dear and fetch Kristen’s edible panties — she’s negotiating her next movie roll and a girl can’t be too prepared.


November 16, 2012 - 9:15 am