Britney Spears has a crush on Simon Cowell

Britney Spears on her way to Gelson’s in L.A. (10/19)

So apparently Britney Spears has a crush on her X Factor co-star Simon Cowell. Uh oh. Simon better invest in a good deadbolt. And never take the same route home twice. Bitch is crazy. From Star:

There’s a new father-figure flame in Britney’s life these days: Her X Factor boss, Simon Cowell! “Simon has helped her through a lot of issues lately,” an insider reveals. “She feels like he’s really on her side and she can tell him anything. It’s done wonders for her self-confidence.”

And Simon, 53, who broke up with fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy earlier this year, seems to be fanning the flames. “Whenever he congratulates her for doing something well, she giggles like a 12-year-old,” add the insider. “She’s totally hooked on his approval.” (Print Edition – 11/12)

Yeah, Britney sees Simon as a father-figure, alright. Britney might refer to Simon as “daddy,” but she probably has two fingers buried in her Federline factory while she does it. Simon is a player — he knows he can probably shoot the goo into this silly broad any time he feels like it, but the fun is making her beg for it on national TV. Now with Britney being Britney, it wouldn’t surprise me if she got on the desk in the middle of some poor slobs X-Factor audition and flashed her taco at Simon and the camera.

NOTE TO SELF: Set TiVo to record X-Factor.


December 5, 2012 - 10:30 am