Chris Brown is already cheating on Rihanna

Rihanna arriving for a flight at LAX airport (12/6)

Chris Brown and Rihanna have been secretly dating for a few months now, and he’s already cheating on her (most likely with his ex and other random club sluts). Wait, that Chris Brown? But he’s always seemed like such a gentleman. From The Sun:

Rihanna was reeling yesterday from yet another blazing row with rapper Chris Brown — after he was snapped partying with a bevy of girls in Paris. Rihanna is also licking her wounds after Chris went on to invite his model ex Karrueche Tran to meet him in Paris where he was gigging on Friday night.

A source said yesterday: “She can’t get it into her head that Chris will never change. She’s given him so many chances since he beat her up in 2009 and he still keeps hurting her by partying with girls. Letting Karrueche meet him is yet another blow for Rihanna that will further disgust her fans. They are already raging that she is back with him.”

Hey, who are we to judge Rihanna? As Woody Allen a famous creep who shall remain unnamed once said: the heart wants what the heart wants. Clearly, Rihanna’s heart wants Rihanna’s ass to get kicked. Look, Chris is a little bit excitable, but the lovebirds have been together for a few months now and he hasn’t beat the shit out of her yet, so I’m saying that all is well. The cheating thing is really small potatoes when compared to the brutalizing Rihanna might take when their relationship takes a tumble — or as I like to call it: “The Getting an Ass Whoopin’ Handed To a Triflin’ Bitch in a Lamborghini Stage.”


December 11, 2012 - 8:00 am