Jennifer Lawrence is the big winner

Jennifer Lawrence in Maui (11/22)

Congratulations Jennifer Lawrence, everyone wants to have sex with you. Via the New York Daily News:

Jennifer Lawrence, you are the world’s most desirable woman, according to an international poll released on Tuesday by the website AskMen.

“The Hunger Games” star rose to the top of the list from No. 47 last year on the heels of the box-office smash while buffing hercredibility as a quirky, sex-mad young widow in the independent film “Silver Linings Playbook,” AskMen editor in chief James Bassil said. “Overall, there’s a sense that she’s a little more authentic than other actors. She’s fresh because we haven’t seen her all over the gossip pages for the past three or four years.”

Lawrence bumped last year’s winner, Sofia Vergara of “Modern Family” fame, down to No. 12, while reality star Kim Kardashian plummeted to No. 98.

Hey, I finally agree with something on — I hope I’m not turning into a douchebag. I admit that I’ve spilled more than my fair share of seed in honor of Jennifer — it’s nice to get credit for that rather than the expanding of the restraining order that usually follows. I just don’t understand the need for competitions and lists. Can’t we all agree to masturbate furiously to Jennifer AND Sofia? I mean, most of us do have two hands. Or in the case of Stephen Hawking, two Fleshlights.


December 13, 2012 - 8:00 am