Nick Cannon didn’t have sex with Mariah Carey until they were married

Mariah Carey at the Tree Lighting Ceremony at Rockefeller Center in New York (11/27)

Nick Cannon didn’t actually get to bang Mariah Carey until their wedding night. Wait a minute, what if she had a secret cock? That’s a pretty big gamble. From the New York Post:

Nick Cannon is an awfully patient man. Appearing on the Howard Stern Show this morning, the host of ‘America’s Got Talent’ revealed all sorts of intimate details about his sex life with wife Mariah Carey, or the lack there of. According to Cannon, he was totally fine with following Carey’s beliefs which meant that the couple did not have sex, or any sexual relations of any kind, until they were married.

“I didn’t care,” Cannon continued, “It’s one of the most beautiful women to ever walk the planet.”

I believe this story with every fiber of my being, including my pee pee. Of course Nick wasn’t allowed to plow Mariah, he was only the motor of her wardrobe trolley. He’ll, I’m surprised that Mariah didn’t eat him like what other black widows do to their mates — I guess being allowed to live is one of the perks Nick got for letting his boss brand him with that awful tattoo on his back. If Nick ever runs away, I guess we know where to return him.


December 14, 2012 - 12:30 pm