Minnie Driver and David Duchovny are doing it

Minnie Driver at The Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic at Will Rogers State Historic Park in Pacific Palisades (10/9)

Minnie Driver and David Duchovny are totally doing it. Good for them. From Star:

Minnie Driver and David Duchovny first met on the set of 2000’s Return to Me, and while the movie was forgettable, their chemistry was red hot — and still is! Now that they’re both single — he and wife Tea Leoni divorced, and Minnie’s romance with model Matt Felker recently went kaput — the pair are enjoying a no-strings-attached relationship. “They aren’t dating because they don’t want to risk losing their friendship, so they’re just hooking up,” an insider tells Star. (Print Edition – 11/12)

Hey, stop the presses — two ex-celebrities are screwing. I assume this is meant to be juicy gossip, but unfortunately it’s not 1997 anymore and, like Minnie and David’s careers, my time machine is out of gas. Honestly? I kinda feel like a voyeur for reporting on these civilians . . . like the time I posted a video of my brother banging his landlady on Facebook. It was pointless to do so and I think that there’s a tiny possibility that maybe in some small way it might have lead to his divorce. Oopsy. OK, new rule on Celebslam: writing about non-celebrities banging is officially off limits.


December 3, 2012 - 6:30 am