IRS to Pam Anderson: ‘We need to talk’

Pam Anderson leaving Valley Ice Center in Panorama City, CA after practicing for the British reality TV series Dancing on Ice (11/12)

The federal government wants Pam Anderson to bend over — and not in the way she’s used to. From the New York Daily News:

Anderson has been hit with a sizable pair of tax bills. The former “Baywatch” babe is facing a new $259,395 federal lien filed in August and a follow-up state tax lien for $112,118 filed in September — both for the 2011 tax year, the Los Angeles County Recorder confirmed Monday. Her rep had no immediate comment

Wait a minute, how does Pam owe so much money? Doesn’t a person need to make money before he/she can owe taxes on it? Pam’s career ended more than 10-years-ago and, last time I checked, you don’t pay taxes on Social Security benefits (and looking like a zombie isn’t taxable unless you’re actually a cast member of The Walking Dead). Hell, Pam doesn’t even have a checking account. The only banking she does is sperm banking.


December 11, 2012 - 12:30 pm