Kevin James is a lucky man

Salma Hayek at the Bambi Awards Gala in Duesseldorf, Germany (11/22)

Salma Hayek needs to get out more. From Contact Music:

Salma Hayek says Kevin James is a good kisser. The stunning actress has to lock lips with the actor in the movie Here Comes The Boom and she admits it was a “weird” experience because he’s her friend and she was very impressed with his technique.

The mother-of-one said: “I did want a double for the kissing scene because I’m really good friends with his wife and children. I’ve been kissing people on the screen all the time, but we’re actually really good friends and the kids are good friends. It’s the kid thing. By the way, it was really weird because he’s actually a very good kisser! It was not a real kiss. It was through a fence. Nobody opened their mouth. But he does have good lips.”

OK, I’ll bite. What makes Kevin James a good kisser? I’ll never know because I refuse to watch Kevin James movies (see Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Anything Else He Was In At All), but I’ll assume that there isn’t any tongue in this movie — so what’s with the compliment? Maybe I’ll watch the blooper reel if Salma gives me a hint. I don’t know, maybe Salma enjoys mashing her big breasts against Kevin’s big breasts . . . or does it involve getting a shocker during a kissing scene? My guess is that Kevin tastes like a meat lover’s pizza, and who doesn’t love pizza? Everybody loves pizza.


December 4, 2012 - 6:30 am