Sofia Vergara sure picked a winner
Sofia Vergara and Nick Loeb at LAX airport (10/12)
Sofia Vergara’s fiancee? Turns out he’s just a little bit crazy. He’s taking over her life in much the same way her breasts have taken over my imagination. Seriously, it’s getting bad. I think I may need therapy. From the National Enquirer:
Sofia Vergara’s fiancee Nick Loeb, wants more than her hand in marriage – he wants to control every facet of her life! That’s what insiders are saying after the 37-year-old entrepreneur recently went behind the “Modern Family” star’s back and fired members of her support staff. They add that Nick’s also been pressuring Sofia to make questionable investments as well as alienating her from close friends.
“He fired Sofia’s beloved maid a few weeks ago,” a source told The ENQUIRER. “He warned Sofia’s handlers that her manager is on the chopping block too, because Nick wants to push her more into movies and away from TV. She has no idea the extent to which Nick is trying to take control of her career and finances. He’s treating Sofia more like a bank cash machine than a bride-to-be. And Sofia is such a loving, trusting woman that she would never suspect that Nick is using her for her fortune. What’s worse is that Sofia’s management team members are so afraid of Nick axing them that they aren’t speaking up and warning her.” (Print Edition – 11/19)
This Nick Loeb person sure has his claws dug deep into Sofia’s rockin’ ass, doesn’t he? Nick’s taken over her business and private affairs like a boss, which is odd because he’s pretty much a nobody. Nicely done, sir. You’ve earned your Manwhore PHD via pimping out one of the greatest pieces of ass since I started taking stats.