That one old chick from ‘Real Housewives’ is slumming it with Rod Stewart’s son

Adrienne Maloof at the Magic Fashion And Apparel Trade Show in Las Vegas (8/21)

When a C-list star hooks up with a D-list star and no one’s around, do they make a sound? And more importantly, does anyone care? From In Touch:

Cougar alert! The ink is barely dry on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof’s divorce from plastic surgeon Paul Nassif, but In Touch can exclusively reveal that the 51-year old mom of three is already bouncing back with a guy nearly 20 years her junior: Sean Stewart, the son of rocker Rod Stewart. The pair couldn’t keep their hands off of each other during a recent dinner date at Koi in LA, says a fellow diner: “It was really full-on PDA!”

Further detailing their date in the new issue of In Touch, an eyewitness dishes: “They looked really cute and comfortable together, definitely like they’ve known each other a long time. They were sitting really close and talking in each other’s ear and then ordered food to share.”

Yuck, I can only imagine the indigestion customers must have suffered at Koi that day watching these two tongue each other at the table. Is that supposed to be sexy? There’s nothing hot about watching a half-century-old bag of varicose veins inject her eggs into the belly of a trust fund baby — a kid so douchey that he makes Ed Hardy cringe. It’s official: Rod getting semen pumped out of his stomach is now the second most disgusting event in Stewart family history.


January 18, 2013 - 6:30 am