Behati Prinsloo in Miami (1/16)
Like Alessandra Ambrosio, Namibian model Behati Prinsloo is in Miami for a Victoria’s Secret Angel photoshoot. Unlike Alessandra, Behati’s not all uptight and has no problem feeling herself up in front of other people and generally acting exactly like I’d act if I had tits. I think I speak for everyone here in saying that Behati’s the coolest person to come out of Namibia since Bience P. Gawanas, the African Union Labour Affairs Commissioner. Amiright?!?