This isn’t gonna help the gay rumors

Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence at a screening of Silver Linings Playbook in L.A. (11/19)

Bradley Cooper says he would never sleep with Jennifer Lawrence because she’s too young. WTF? She’s not Dakota Fanning. No one’s gonna think you’re a pedophile. From Entertainment Tonight:

Nancy O’Dell caught up with Golden Globe nominee Bradley Cooper backstage at [Sunday]’s Golden Globe Awards. When asked by O’Dell to address the persistent rumors that he is dating Jennifer Lawrence, his co-star in Silver Linings Playbook, Cooper responds, “If it didn’t happen by now, it’s not gonna happen…I could literally be her father.”

Wow, Bradley isn’t interested in uber hot Jennifer Lawrence because he could “literally be her father.” I’m obviously not hip the current jive talkin’ you kids are all blabbing, but is “too young” another way of saying “I need a hot, throbbing cock jammed into my backside”? If age differences in their relationships don’t seem to bother alpha males like George Clooney, Ryan Seacrest, or Hugh Hefner then . . . wait a second, maybe Brad is onto something there. Maybe not bearding out hot chicks is the new way actors stay in the closet. Now that I think about it, where has Gilligan been hiding the last couple of years?

[FameFlynet, WENN]

January 16, 2013 - 8:00 am