Chris Brown is still cheating

Chris Brown and Rihanna leaving the Staples Center in L.A. (12/25)

After cheating on Rihanna with some Parisian club sluts last month, Chris Brown has turned his attention to Sommer Gargan, an executive assistant in Los Angeles. Run Sommer! Run while you still can! From In Touch:

Rihanna and boyfriend Chris Brown may have looked happier than ever celebrating Christmas Day together at the LA Lakers game, but In Touch can exclusively reveal that weeks earlier he cheated on her with Sommer Gargan, a blonde, blue-eyed executive assistant.

“He slept with her two different times at his recording studio,” an insider exclusively tells In Touch, on newsstand now.

After meeting through mutual friends, “They’ve been texting ever since — even when he’s been with Rihanna.”

Geez, what a tool. Chris Brown is a herpes spore on the cock of pop culture. He’s probably at the bottom of my friendlies list. Actually, even though I rank Chris brown somewhere in between a popcorn fart and an AIDS-related lesion, I’m trying to be a better person in 2013. The old me would have wished for Chris to fall into a washing machine full of brand new razor blades and filled colostomy bags, but that’s so last year. I’ve taken up recycling for my New Year’s resolution, so it’s better if the razor blades are used. I’m just keeping it green, people.


January 4, 2013 - 9:15 am