Tiger wants back with Elin

Tiger wants back with Elin

I don’t know where in the hell this came from, but Tiger Woods wants to get back with his ex-wife Elin Nordegren, and he’s ready to sign a pre-nup that would give her $300+ million if he cheated. Wait, what? Is her vagina made of candy or something? From The Sun:

A source told [The National Enquirer]: “Tiger didn’t even balk at the demand. Even though his accountants think he’s crazy, he’s ready to sign the pre-nup and set a wedding date. The guy has never recovered from being dumped by Elin. He’s dated a lot of models and bimbos but none of them were more than a one-night stand.”

But the Enquirer claims Woods got down on one knee to pop the question at Christmas and even presented Elin with a ring.

It also reported the couple are being intimate again, with a source claiming: “Tiger stopped by Elin’s rental house one afternoon when their kids were out with a nanny and they had sex for the first time since the split. It took them both by surprise but they’ve continued to find alone time when they’re both at their homes in Florida.”

This is definitely risky for Elin. On the one hand, it’s nice to have a $300 million insurance policy against your husband cheating. On the other, after the whole cheating scandal, now everyone knows that Tiger Woods is a sexual freak, so, you know, she better prepare herself to get done up the butt.


January 17, 2013 - 5:00 pm