George Stephanopoulos thinks all black people look alike

Bill Russell is not Morgan Freeman

During ABC’s telecast of Barack Obama’s inauguration this morning (wait, isn’t he already President?), George Stephanopoulos spotted Morgan Freeman in the crowd. Which was news to Morgan Freeman, because that’s Boston Celtics’ legend Bill Russell. Racist asshole. I’m surprised he didn’t start throwing chicken and waffles at him. “Booooooo, who invited you?”

January 21, 2013 - 12:15 pm