Katie Holmes might be dating Jake Gyllenhaal

Katie Holmes out and about in New York (12/30)

According to The Sun, Katie Holmes has been secretly dating Jake Gyllenhall for the past few weeks. If he’s a hopeless romantic like me, he’s probably already taken her to Olive Garden, like, twice. A source told the tabloid:

“[Katie’s ex Joshua Jackson] has been the mastermind behind this romance. Katie says that they have tons in common and Jake has already been to see her in Dead Accounts, plus she has been over to his apartment in the West Village for dinner.”

Wise move by Jake catching Katie on the rebound and moving right into Tom Cruise’s old space (the separate bedroom down the hall with the single bed), if you catch my drift. In fact, I’m sure Jake reminds Katie a lot of Tom, hint hint. Lotta vacant closet space for someone like Jake in Katie’s New York apartment, if you know what I’m saying. I’m sure a “bachelor” like Jake cou-COCK. HE LIKES COCK.


January 2, 2013 - 12:30 pm