Khloe Kardashian says she prefers being bigger

Khloe Kardashian says she prefers being bigger

Khloe Kardashian tells the new issue of Glamour magazine that she’s happier when she’s fat, which is just another way of saying “I’ve accepted the fact that fried foods are extremely delicious.” Via The Daily Mail:

The youngest Kardashian sister, spoke about her impressive weight loss of 30 pounds in 2009 thanks to taking Quick Trim pills. But the star revealed that even though she triumphed in some sense, she still found herself being criticised by others.

She told the February 2013 issue of America’s Glamour magazine: “A few years ago I lost 30 pounds, and people still wanted to criticize. And honestly, I’m happy with myself if I’m a little heavier. I realized: Why am I trying to conform to someone else’s idea of beauty? I think I’m beautiful either way.”

Well, of course Khloe is happiest when she’s fat — grizzly bears can be even more dangerous and moody than normal when they haven’t packed on enough bulk to survive the winter hibernation period. As far as being harshly critiqued, what does Khloe expect? I heard that 9/11, Pearl Harbor, and the sinking of the Titanic was actually the Kardashians’ fault. It saddens me that so many people have already forgotten that. NEVER FORGET.


January 23, 2013 - 8:00 am