Lady Gaga wants an Oscar ‘in five years’ . . . eBay maybe?

Lady Gaga leaving Les Pirates restaurant in Juan-les-Pins, France (10/5)

Wow, this is even dumber than those stories about Lindsay Lohan wanting an Oscar. Bud from Air Bud has a better chance at winning an Oscar, and I’m pretty sure he got hit by a car years ago and had to be put down. From Contact Music:

Lady Gaga is allegedly having acting lessons in a bid to make it in Hollywood and wants to follow in the footsteps of fellow musicians such as Justin Timberlake and Rihanna who have successfully made the transition to the silver screen. An insider told the Daily Star newspaper: ”She needs a new challenge and has set herself a target of winning an Oscar in five years.”

The 26-year-old star had a fleeting cameo appearance in Men In Black 3 last year and now wants to land a leading role. The pop star is set to make her big debut [as a sexy gun-wielding character named La Chameleon] in Machete Kills, the sequel to the 2010 movie Machete, starring opposite Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba and Amber Heard.

Stephanie should worry less about winning an Oscar in the next five years and more about losing a foot to diabetes. Good Xenu, didn’t she get the memo? The Academy only gives Best Supporting Oscars to fat pregnant women or fat black women. Gaga needs to set her sights a wee bit lower, like winning a hot dog eating contest on the Fourth of July, or winning Celebslam’s Best Meltdown of 2013 award — which now comes with a $10 coupon to the Wayne, NJ Cheesecake Factory. It’s not an Oscar, but the the fried macaroni and cheese balls are excellent.


January 16, 2013 - 2:15 pm