Mila and Ashton are buying a condo together
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis walking their dog in the Hollywood Hills (1/7)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are getting serious — Ashton’s already promised to cheat less than he normally does and now the two are house hunting in Chicago. From In Touch:
A source close to Ashton tells In Touch, on newsstands now, “They’re looking to buy a place together in Chicago.” The couple fell in love with the Windy City while visiting during Christmas and have been busy checking out real estate ever since.
“They want a turn-key apartment overlooking Lake Michigan,” says the source. Ashton, 34, and Mila, 29, also love that Chicago isn’t too far from Ashton’s hometown of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, where his family still lives.
Is moving to Chicago a good idea? The city is a freakin’ war zone these days, and I’m fairly sure that the gangbangers won’t be intimidated in the least by Ashton the douchy camera salesman. Don’t get me wrong, nothing would bring a warm smile to my face like hearing that Ashton took a .22 slug to the thigh, but I’d hate to see Mila get caught in the crossfire. As much as I want to bang Mila, an ugly exit wound scar would kill the boner . . . I’m lying, it wouldn’t.