Olivia Wilde is engaged

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis in Wilmington, North Carolina (8/22)

After dating for a little over a year, Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are engaged. Sudeikis popped the question “shortly after the holidays” and Olivia said yes. Well obviously or this would be a dramatically different article. A source close to the couple told People:

“They are so excited. And very, very happy.”

I love the quote about them being excited and happy. I mean, is that really necessary? Has there ever been a quote in an engagement article that didn’t sound exactly like that. “Olivia doesn’t love Jason, but she said yes because she didn’t want to embarrass him and kill her chances of getting to host Saturday Night Live. She’s already figuring out a way to cheat on him to break up the engagement.”


January 14, 2013 - 8:00 am