Rihanna says Chris Brown is ‘different’ this time

Rihanna leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (1/3)

Rihanna tells the new issue of Rolling Stone that things are different with Chris Brown this time and that’s why she’s back together with him. Wait, so now he’s using an open hand? She told the mag:

“When you add up the pieces from the outside, it’s not the cutest puzzle in the world. You see us walking somewhere, driving somewhere, in the studio, in the club, and you think you know. But it’s different now. We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit. We value each other. We know exactly what we have now, and we don’t want to lose that.

“He doesn’t have the luxury of fucking up again. That’s just not an option. I can’t say that nothing else will ever go wrong. But I’m pretty solid in the knowing that he’s disgusted by that. And I wouldn’t have gone this far if I ever thought that was a possibility.”

Sure things are different this time for Rihanna and Chris — he has a tattoo of her battered face on his scrawny little neck. Besides that? Things are pretty much par for the course for the violent little fella and his perpetual victim. Rihanna might want to look into just what’s involved in joining the Federal Witness Protection Program — I’m not saying Chris is gonna kill her, but I heard a rumor that Kato Kaelin moved into his spare bedroom and that can’t be good for anybody involved.


January 30, 2013 - 2:15 pm