Justin Bieber cheated on this glamorous movie star

Selena Gomez leaving a friend’s house in Studio City (1/22)

The new issue of Star claims that the reason for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s final breakup last month was Justin’s insatiable’s appetite for sex . . . with girls not named Selena Gomez. Yep, my girlfriend almost broke up with me last month for the exact same reason . . . even though I tried to tell her that my wife will get suspicious if I suddenly stop having sex with her. From the mag:

Justin Bieber’s debauchery-filled evening in Los Angeles — in which, in a stoned haze, he engaged in sexual activity with a 22-year-old nursing student — was the last straw in his 2-year relationship with Selena Gomez, sources tell the new issue of Star. On December 21, an insider tells the magazine, the 18-year-old pop star joined rapper Lil Twist and nursing student Milyn “Mimi” Jenson around 6 p.m at the Beverly Hills Four Seasons.

“They all went to buy weed at a smoke shop on Olympic Blvd. in Hollywood,” the insider said, “then they got food at McDonald’s and went back to the hotel … Justin surprised her by saying, ‘I want to know if you taste good.’ He started kissing her cheek and ear and neck and then her whole body,” the insider said. Then, the Biebs removed Mimi’s clothes and engaged in sexual activity with her.

Justin, who stayed clothed the entire time, ended things quickly after the marathon session, despite Mimi’s hopes he’d take things further.

So a stoned Justin Bieber asked this chick what she tastes like and then went down on her, getting nothing in return. There’s only one possible explanation for this: Justin Bieber has a smooth lump in place of genitals, much like a Ken doll.


January 23, 2013 - 12:30 pm