Leo DiCaprio is probably nailing this chick. Gee, what a shock.

Leonardo DiCaprio’s latest hookup: Aferdita Dreshaj

Is there a 9 or 10 on earth that Leo DiCaprio hasn’t been inside? I say no. From E!:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Miami beach pal has been identified.  When the actor wasn’t ogling at Florida’s natural beauty with pal Bradley Cooper, he was hangin’ on his balcony with a blond bombshell–who, at first glance, looked to be his The Wolf of Wall Street costar Margot Robbie, but wasn’t.

So who is his new female companion?

Turns out Leo was getting cozy with model and Miss Universe Kosovo 2011 Aferdita Dreshaj, E! News confirms. But don’t start calling these two a couple (at least, not yet). Dreshaj tells us, “We were all just hanging out as friends.”

Why is this news? Come on, guys, Leonardo DiCaprio banging hot model broads is as commonplace as the gasps my twelve-pack abs get when I pop my shirt off at weddings and funerals. If I wanted to report on every one of Leo’s conquests every time they happened, Celebslam would need to become a tribute site to his genitals. The bigger story by far would have been if Leonardo WASN’T enjoying the services of a model’s orifices. Hell, get me pictures of something I haven’t seen before, like Rosie O’Donnell turning down thirds or Paris Hilton acting her age.

February 13, 2013 - 8:00 am