Chris Brown says Rihanna has forgiven him

Chris Brown in Maui (2/21)

Chris Brown told The Mirror over the weekend that he really regrets almost beating Rihanna to death, but it’s all good now, because she loves him again. Awww, how romantic. It’s just like a really violent fairy tale. He said:

“Sometimes you row, you fight, with the one you love and things get said, stuff spirals. That night was the deepest regret of my life, the biggest mistake. But she loves me – what can I say? I’m forgiven… but, yes, I worked hard for it.

“People attack me and criticise me, it happens all the time. But they don’t know me, and they don’t know us. It doesn’t bother me any more. Other people can judge us but they don’t know anything.”

Yeah, Chris really did his penance. Rihanna made him suffer almost a month before she was back on all fours, taking it like a good battered spouse should do. I guess it’s a lesson well-learned because Chris has been a model citizen ever since . . . well, except for throwing a chair through a window at Good Morning America . . . or starting a riot at WIP nightclub in New York . . . or gay-bashing the hell out of Frank Ocean . . . or not really completing his court mandated community service . . . wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, Chris Brown is a fucking asshole.


February 27, 2013 - 9:15 am