David Arquette is a weirdo

David Arquette leaving Trashy Lingerie in West Hollywood (1/19)

Can David Arquette ever do anything normal? You’re supposed to ignore cabbies and pretend they’re not real human beings, not take them out to dinner. From In Touch Weekly:

David Arquette brings new meaning to the term “good tipper.” In Touch has learned that after catching a taxi to dinner with his cousin in LA, David, 41, not only paid the fare — but he treated the cab driver to a meal!

“When I dropped them off at the restaurant, I said I’d wait for them to finish,” the cabbie says in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now. “But they insisted I come inside and join them instead of waiting outside. He was a really good guy.”

This isn’t much of a story — it’s David Arquette we’re talking about here. For all we know, the “restaurant” my beat writers are fawning over might be White Castle, and the taxi driver was probably being relieved by David. Sorry, but once he stopped being Courteney Cox’s butler, driving a cab became a distinct possibility. My guess is that 14 years of Muppets from Space (1999) royalty checks don’t add up to the federal taxes on a single Friends check.


February 6, 2013 - 2:45 pm