It’s a girl

Kim Kardashian leaving her home in Beverly Hills (2/22)

According to Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian is having a girl –oops, I meant Us Weekly. According to Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner would never betray a family secret like that for money.

Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.

“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl. He is so excited. It’s really cute how excited he is.”

This is like a dream come true for me . . . and for Kris Jenner. With her cross-promotional savvy, I can only imagine how wet Kris got when she started calculating potential product endorsement opportunities. We already know that Kim’s up for anything, so child-whoring is not off the table. Expect the new line of KKK products to include:

  • Victoria’s Toddlers Secret
  • Fisher Price’s “My First Oopsie Cam”
  • Mott’s Valtrex-Flavored Juice Boxes
  • Spermicide Jolly Ranchers

I already bought the domain rights to all of these, Kris, so get in touch with my lawyer and schedule a sit down with me.

[FameFlynet, WENN]

February 25, 2013 - 11:15 am