It’s a girl
Kim Kardashian leaving her home in Beverly Hills (2/22)
According to Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian is having a girl –oops, I meant Us Weekly. According to Kris Jenner, Kris Jenner would never betray a family secret like that for money.
Start buying little leather dresses! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just found out they’re expecting a baby girl, a source close to the pregnant reality star tells Us Weekly exclusively.
“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl. He is so excited. It’s really cute how excited he is.”
This is like a dream come true for me . . . and for Kris Jenner. With her cross-promotional savvy, I can only imagine how wet Kris got when she started calculating potential product endorsement opportunities. We already know that Kim’s up for anything, so child-whoring is not off the table. Expect the new line of KKK products to include:
- Victoria’s Toddlers Secret
- Fisher Price’s “My First Oopsie Cam”
- Mott’s Valtrex-Flavored Juice Boxes
- Spermicide Jolly Ranchers
I already bought the domain rights to all of these, Kris, so get in touch with my lawyer and schedule a sit down with me.