Lindsay Lohan is just oblivious

Lindsay Lohan leaving Dan Tana’s restaurant in West Hollywood (1/30)

Even though she’s worth literally less than nothing, Lindsay Lohan is still acting like she’s rich or something. Just a few hours after her court appearance last week, she tweeted a picture of a lavish diamond necklace. In related news, if you live in L.A. and are missing a lavish diamond necklace, contact the LAPD at 1-877-275-5273. Via Contact Music:

In distinct contrast to all of her money-woes, Yahoo reports that she posted a photo on twitter of an enormous diamond necklace, with a lit cigarette, adding the caption: “Smoke like a lady.” Perhaps she didn’t get the memo that ladies don’t smoke. Also, ladies that have a bunch of diamonds but can’t pay rent, don’t broadcast they have a bunch of diamonds.

What a difference a decade makes. Way back in Hollywood’s golden era, circa 2003, Lindsay was on her way to being the original Scarlett Johansson/Jennifer Lawrence/Natalie Portman. Now she’s like every other McDonald’s/Burger King/Taco Bell cashier, writing herself those “one day I’ll be a success and buy this for real” notes. Hey, it’s a step up for LiLo — last month she would have stolen the necklace and framed the black kid who took her seat on the bus. One day at a time, kids. One day at a time.


February 5, 2013 - 10:15 am