Lindsay Lohan moved back home

Lindsay Lohan at the amfAR New York Gala at Cipriani Wall Street (2/6)

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her old room at the family home in Long Island to get closer to her mom Dina and repair all the damage to their relationship that’s been done over the years. Oh yeah, and she can’t afford to live anywhere else. That, too. From the New York Daily News:

“For the past three months that has been her home base,” a source close to the family dishes. “After all that time being in the business, making money, she doesn’t own a house, a car, furniture, an apartment. She has nothing to her name. It’s quick money here and there and she blows it right away.”

At home, life has regressed to the mother-daughter relationship of Lohan’s childhood, with the duo watching TV together to pass time.

Hey, do you smell that? No, you didn’t step in an enormous pile of raccoon shit — what you and Mark Burnett smell is a reality show starring Lindsay and Dina. I would love to be a fly on the wall during the first taping of dinner at the Lohan’s. I’ll just go ahead and set the scene:

Dina: “Lindsay! I told you to finish what’s on your plate!”
Lindsay: “But mom…”
Dina: “No buts, Missy! You clean every grain of cocaine on that plate or I’m confiscating your dildos!”
Lindsay: “hrumff!”
Ali: “Mom! There’s a man with a $20 hanging out of his zipper, asking for Lindsay!”
Lindsay: “Gosh, it’s already 10PM?”
End scene

I smell a hit. You’re welcome.

[FameFlynet, WENN]

February 8, 2013 - 10:30 am