Mila Kunis is a prude

Mila Kunis in Friends with Benefits

Don’t count on seeing Mila Kunis nude in a film anytime soon. She told the New York Daily News that she’s hesitant to even show her ass. You anti-slut!

“I showed side boob [in Friends with Benefits]. I don’t need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don’t get both,” she said as she smirked.

Yeah, I was as shocked as you were when I read this horseshit. Doesn’t Mila know she’s not Natalie Portman? Mila needs to start showing tits, ass, and Hustler-style spread-eagle bush because she’s 29-years-old now, which is like 40 in actress years. Man oh man, that’s one hell of a stupid statement for someone already laying down for Ashton Kutcher. Next thing you know, Mila’s gonna wipe her ass with the Declaration of Independence and join the Taliban. Shame on Mila — this is no way to support our troops. Tits and ass are as American as apple pie and crushing student loan debt.

February 14, 2013 - 9:15 am