Taylor Swift leaving The Universal Music Brits Party at Soho House in London (2/21)
If you play an instrument or have ever sang, Taylor Swift desperately wants to have sex with you. Her next target: anyone from The Lumineers. Via Contact Music:
Taylor Swift is already moving on from One Direction’s Harry Styles, setting her sights on a member of country rockers The Lumineers. According to Hollywood Life.com, Taylor isn’t bothered which one of the guys she dates, so long as they’re a signed up member of the band, who were nominated for Best New Artist at the Grammy Awards 2013.
A source close to the 23-year-old revealed, “Taylor would love to date one one of the guys from The Lumineers. She’s embarrassed about all of the Harry drama, and is definitely looking for someone who is more down-to-earth and away from the Hollywood lifestyle. She thinks they are all cute and talented, and she loves their album.” Watch out guys! Taylor Swift is coming for you, and she usually doesn’t take no for an answer. The source added, “Their country vibe is great and she thinks it would be a good mix.”
I’ve finally figured this girl out. Taylor Swift is a fame dishwasher, meaning anyone who gets a moderate amount of Google mentions can drop loads into her. This behavior is strange considering that Taylor’s been famous for long enough that she can stop being a groupie — not that I’m judging her. Hell, it wouldn’t bother me if she got plowed by ALL of the Lumineers, including the chick . . . now that I think about it, Taylor could do worse than lez out with that Neyla Pekarek chick. I’d definitely pay to see that leaked video.