Justin Timberlake could’ve had Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker looking stupid hot

Note to Justin Timberlake: If you ever tire of Jessica Biel, Brooklyn Decker’s waiting for you. From the New York Daily News:

Brooklyn Decker’s come a long way from growing up as a North Carolina tomboy to being this week’s guest editor for AOL StyleList. “I actually made a pair of pants with the faces of every member of ‘N Sync on them to wear to their concert. Jealous?” she tells [email protected] “Those are definitely going to come back to haunt me one day.”

Wow, how stupid must JT feel right now? Justin could’ve had his way with pre-celeb Brooklyn Decker and become the Leo DiCaprio of pulling ass before Leo DiCaprio became the Leo DiCaprio of pulling ass. She could’ve been his Bar Refaeli. Instead, Brooklyn falls for a guy, Andy Roddick, whose list of talents include more than just being able to dress well and hit a high note like the male version of Mariah Carey. I’d love to know how Brooklyn feels about a master of the internets. I might not have an open invite to Jimmy Kimmel, but I am the 148th most popular player on the X-Box Live North American server.


March 1, 2013 - 8:00 am