Carmen Electra and Ryan Lochte probably had sex

Ryan Lochte and Carmen Electra

In what can best be described as a true meeting of the minds, Olympian Ryan Lochte and Carmen Electra hooked up at Bootsy Bellows nightclub last week in Hollywood. Oh, Michael Phelps must not have been there so, you know, Ryan actually had a chance. An eyewitness told E!:

“They were in a booth together and he had his arm around her and they were kissing on the lips. At one point, they were standing up and kissing and everyone saw them. They did not leave together, and I am not sure if they will see each other again. But they have been tweeting and instagraming back and forth.”

Meh. Hey, don’t get me wrong, Carmen Electra is smoking hot for a grand old dame of 40, but her resume is choke full of low-level players like Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro, the 1998 San Diego Chargers, etc., Big deal. Getting inside Carmen in this day and age is like completing the NYC Marathon in under 3 hours. It’s a hell of an accomplishment, but don’t strain your little arm patting yourself on your back, chief.

[Pacific Coast News]

March 11, 2013 - 2:15 pm